And now, from the lazy pot-heads who brought you that other stuff, here is their latest attempt to amuse you! This time, you get the entire story! A story called...

HOTEL INSPECTOR
(a parody)

Comic Spoof #207: Red Boneya

Red Boneya lived with her family in a humble house in the Western Hyrkanian steppes. When she had just turned 16 years old, a group of mercenaries killed her family and burned down their house. Boneya survived but was brutally raped by the leader of the group, leaving her in shame. Answering her cry for revenge, the goddess Statutory appeared to her, and instilled in her incredible skill in the handling of swords and other weapons. She also gave Boneya a penis and commanded her to rape any man who was not able to defeat her in combat. If she were ever to be defeated in combat, her penis would disappear, her vagina would return, and she would be free to marry such a man.